Slowly growing up in every aspect of life.
Miley Cyrus trying to cover up what she did live at the Billboard Music Awards. Still love you, Miley, for your unenthusiastic voice when you announced Bieber as the winner.
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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